4 Any Sailor is a short adult comic by Satin Minions (SatinMinions.com) — shipboard smut package, magical sex toy, and a transformation that won’t shut down.

Story: Sailor Cummings gets the last care package labeled “4 Any Sailor.” Inside is a “Magical Rubber Love Doll” that grows and melts over him when he tries it, rewriting his body into a pink, nude, lifelike woman. He is still mid-transformation when a shipmate finds the “toy” on the berth floor with the instruction card (full fantasies, lifelike, auto clean-up). “Finders keepers” — he uses her on the spot and plans to tell the whole crew before she can ever shut down.