Dude, Where's My D- is an adult transformation illustration set by KannelArt (Patreon.com/KannelArt) — someone wakes up as a busty blonde with a completely different set of parts, and "where's my dick" turns into a much better question real fast.

Story: She jolts awake with her legs spread, staring down at herself in confused disbelief — "huh? w-where's m-?" — where a cock used to be there's just a smooth, wet pussy now. The panic doesn't last long: she ends up on her knees, playing with her new tits and rubbing herself through a little pink charm locked over her slit, moaning "mmmh" as the confusion turns into getting off on the body she never asked for.