Help Wanted is an adult transformation comic by KannelArt — early Christmas, a suspicious green present under the tree, and a dumb decision to open it.

Story: He peeks inside. Fuse. Label: HELP WANTED. BOOM. Pink smoke later he’s tiny compared to the life-size snowman, voice pitched high, red ponytail bouncing, elf ears out, and a body poured into a green micro-bikini and striped thigh-highs. Fat tits bounce with every breath. A fat ass fills the little skirt. “Did I really shrink!? And why the hell am I a girl!!!”

Santa’s hiring. He’s the new elf help — stacked, shrunk, and festive as hell whether he wanted the job or not.