The Gyaru Bomb is an adult transformation comic by KannelArt — a Christmas present that explodes into Japanese katakana, a workaholic dad who thought he was wrapping the night up, and a brand-new pink gyaru “little sister” with a fat ass, platform boots, and a voice that won’t stop saying “totes.”

Story: Mom and big sister are done waiting. The dad wants to leave for “important things.” They shove a pink gift box at him first — open it, it’ll do you good. Inside: a glowing ギャル (gyaru) bomb. BOOM. One second he’s a mustached man in a sweater; the next he’s a tiny, tanned, freckled blonde with pink-and-blue hair, heart-print lingerie, a frilly pink skirt, and plush kitty platform shoes staring at his own reflection in total panic.

Mom is heart-eyed: so precious. Big sister in a blue zebra crop and micro shorts yanks him into a crushing hug — she finally got the little sister she always wanted, not a dad. She’s taking “her” out. Friends are gonna love this cute little fuckdoll of a sibling. The new gyaru can’t form a normal sentence, ass and tits bouncing in that ridiculous outfit while he (she) screams for mom to wait. Christmas miracle, family style: one less dad, one more stacked, brain-melting gyaru to show off.